How to Talk to Women (According to the Internet)

Two years ago I became newly single after an eight-year relationship. I spent some time on the internet reading how to pick up women articles and advice. Never did I read anything that seemed like it would work or was any more effective than simply being yourself and just talking to them. All this 'pick up expert' advice did nothing to help me other than realize that I already know how to meet and talk to women.

For those that haven't read articles like this, or are thinking about wasting your time trying to figure out the magic key to picking up women, Cracked has a hysterical breakdown of them.

I consulted a lot of online How To guides in my quest for knowledge, and while they varied on a few details, the important thing upon which every site seemed to agree is this: Women are not like men or, indeed, any creature you've ever encountered. You need to learn a very specific way to talk to and handle a woman, it is a process. Don't treat them like you'd want to be treated, because they are mythical, mysterious biological abnormalities. Men feel anxiety around women, because they're so strange and foreign, which Seduction-Chronicles assures us is completely normal. You have every right to be scared.

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How to Talk to Women (According to the Internet) | Cracked.com

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