Workplace Productivity Falling

American workplace productivity is slumping, resulting in inflation fears. What is the cause of the productivity dip?

- Fantasy baseball teams can't manage themselves

- Personal vendetta against Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

- Nationwide crippling fear of success

- Recent hiring of 86.8 million lazy fuckoffs

- Proliferation of bulleted satirical online office humor

- Post-lunch realization that life is nothing more than the inevitable march toward death

- Muffins in the break room

- Chickswithswords.com

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